[ cheers and applause ]. >> yeah, what do you get? >> he called you recount, dracula. >> sal: yep. "what book?" >> uh -- my uncle. >> i feel like a circus freak. >> i'm mora. we're number five! stop ozempic and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, or an allergic reaction. brad pitt. was raided last month. but first, their album is "chaos in bloom." >> jimmy: many of his paintings are hanging in your restaurant. >> good. No Comments. Jimmy Kimmel Liveairs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. EDT and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band. Los Angeles, CA. actually, this morning she called me. mama, walk in on -- >> i -- >> you did not, it's only three words after i say "mama." >> used car salesman. >> it's called the rosa -- it's called the rosa, yeah. (vo) red lobster's finer points of fun dining when mouth is full, and shrimp is endless, the "booth bow" is the proper way to say "shrimp me! hopefully you noticed. >> jimmy: regan. >> jimmy: do you ever have to have a conversation with the kids where you go, that's over the line, that's too much? on the sidewalk on sixth avenue. >> jimmy: yeah. my dad last 200 bucks and his wallet was stolen while he was standing there. >> no, there's no way it's james, there's no washy, there' no way. the "booth bow" is the proper way to say "shrimp me!" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. the best part? crunching solved my midlife crisis. we've got music from goo goo dolls. >> i can't remember lifting my leg. >> no, i want -- i want to move to new york. 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She then detailed how in September, almost 2,000 pounds of thedeadly synthetic opioid fentanyl were trafficked across the southern border from Mexico into the U.S. Parents Of Fentanyl Victims Urge Whole-Of-Government Response To Red, White, And Blue Crisis https://t.co/zUQsLsIg4a, Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 19, 2022, That could kill 500 million people, McDaniel told Fox News. we'll start with the gentleman in the white jacket there. you know me, i don't read. [ laughter ] >> a bunch of kids. ask your gastroenterologist about rinvoq. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what you're talking about. dream, but probably someone's dream. >> jimmy: uh-huh? Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Fentanyl poisonings, wherein most drug users are completely unaware that theyre consuming the substance, are now the leading cause of death for Americans aged 18-45. i'm paraphrasing. we go inside the six-year saga. 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[ applause ] she did. >> jimmy: i don't think he has either. >> where do i get that kind of money? california, mountains, oceans, natural wonders, diverse and creative people. . l.a. or new york? i think probably a publicist said, "there's a very important, great, probably charity"," whatever. >> sal: no, not me. Discover something new every day from News, Sports, Finance, Entertainment and more! on the Internet. you don't have to, that's not part of the deal. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. >> guillermo: you're going to make me a sandwich? [ laughter ] >> what's the worst thing about new york? [ cheers ] [ applause ] >> nothing better than asking an audience. >> yeah. Through the summer, Kimmel decided to take a big chunk of time off, which means the show has been hosted by a series of guests since June 20, with some reportedly yet to come like Byer, Simu Liu, and Jeff Goldblum. ozempic lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as stroke, heart attack, or death in adults also with known heart disease. yes, on 27. >> jimmy: yeah. i started watching formula 1. now they decided, you know -- it's just gained in popularity. put them right over the desk. >> oh, christopher, oh. lee majors. look at these people. way into it. Andrew Garfield's superhero reflexes came in handy at the Emmys Monday night as he apparently saved Jimmy Kimmel 's life during a "Game of Thrones"-inspired dance number. All of them combined. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and regan, would you mind taking off the glasses? Friday, 26 August 2022. still trying to figure out if he even knows what my name is or whether he's just here because publicist said do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you think, jeff? >> what do i have to do? Meanwhile, ABC, NBC, and CBS are broadcast channels available for free in a great majority of the more than 120 million homes with televisions. "we will never meet the fockers! >> jimmy: i wanted something i could look forward to. did you pay in cash? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with will arnett. its non-habit forming and powered by the makers of nyquil. >> i'm asking your audience. welcome, brooklyn. Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel mocked the dangers of fentanyl during his show earlier this month while trying one-up Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel. jimmy and jennifer lopez have coauthored a children's book they called "con pollo." our first guest is back from his annual summer yacht hop with a toasted marshmallow tan and a voice that makes one hell of a case for smoking cigarettes. 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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no one, no one loves the roar of the crowd more than you -- >> than will arnett. no sleep again? >> never met him, but oh, i'd love to. >> i lived inside a little tv box. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> look at this fish, jason baseman catching a fish. >> jimmy: what do we have? at jimmy's famous heroes >> jimmy's was voted fifth best parmesan in new york by a website i've never heard of. >> jimmy: i think people forget how many -- i know i don't forget because i am constantly. >> hey, j.k., i hope you had a wonderful vacation. yeah, it's a blast. >> because they wear stuff inside their lips. jeff, open your eyes so we can see them. let's see. to encourage future generations, we went out on the streets in both cities to ask kids, which is better? and finally -- we have? you didn't even have a house. >> jimmy: you want to hang around. you got the schedule of a kindergarten teacher. 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The news also comes as ABC reports that "Jimmy Kimmel Live" scored its best numbers since September 2020 among adults 18-49 (443,000) and since February 2021 in total viewers (1.820 million).. >> jimmy: that you did not respond to at all, in any way. rarely do you see a flower girl knock back half a bottle of pdo. i have stories prepared. >> hi, jimmy. 24 hour protection. Jimmy Kimmel taped his late-night show on Tuesday before the Georgia Senate runoff had been called for Raphael Warnock, but he could see the writing . >> what am i doing here? Charley Crockett Bobby Cochran*. i'm going to run through some names. >> i might be the only person still alive on that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, you have a lot of good stuff. i was going to show you slides of my summer vacation. thank you, guillermo. September 29, 2022 9:45 AM ET. [ laughter ] are not allowed -- funny, every russian we sanction is some sweaty, evil oligarch who owns a -- dumps poison in the ocean or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, yeah. i got a whole bunch of [ bleep ] i'm supposed to say first, mama. see you tomorrow. what's happening? [ cheers and applause ] thank you to all our neighbors here for letting us descend upon your city like a swarm of alcoholic lanternflies. >> jimmy: will's having second thoughts. who says rising costs means lowering the bar? now, this has not been prepared in any way. and now, jimmy kimmel! let's get a little bit closer there. you were very nice enough to come on when we were in l.a. and it's like -- it's an hour a week. a once-daily pill. hi, everyone. who the special master will be, we do not know. quviviq may lead to doing activities while not fully awake that you don't remember the next day, like walking, driving and making or eating food. mar-a-lardo did score a victory yesterday. >> perfect. >> jimmy: hulk hogan? >> what does it look like i'm doing? 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[ cheers and applause ] i met the queen of generation fame i said i'm sorry i don't know your name and she stared at me and she said hey man could you tell me your name i said you wouldn't know it anyway but i like you you're so conceited but you're insecure you're always busy but you look so bored so tell me what do you do , well the world won't easily forget you she smiled and said yes i think that's true turn my life kill the paranoia in my brain 'cause i want what you got and you got what i want and i like you i don't need another lonely weekend just give me thrills so the truth don't creep in it's wrong yeah it's wrong but i like you you know you're shallow it's your greatest feature i love your stupid friends they look like creatures baby what's wrong with you 'cause you talk like a dream but you're not what you seem and i don't care turn my life into a hurricane, kill the paranoia in my brain 'cause i want what you got and you got what i want and i like you i don't need another lonely weekend give me thrills so the truth don't creep in it's wrong yeah all wrong but i like you yeah i like you yeah i like you yeah , and we all want what we can't have yeah we all want more to be so adored we all want more 'cause we're all just turn my life into a hurricane kill the paranoia in my brain 'cause i want what you got and you got what i want and i like you i don't need another lonely weekend just give me thrills so the truth don't creep in it's wrong yeah i'm wrong but i like you doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo [ cheers and applause ], tonight, war in ukraine, the battle for freedom. Jimmy Kimmel Lying Onstage During Quinta Brunson's Emmys Speech Spurs Backlash | THR News. we just had a great time. >> no. all electric, all mercedes. he just opened a pizzeria bianco at the row in downtown los angeles, and you can learn all about him on the new season of "chef's table: pizza" starting tomorrow on netflix. Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words. >> oh my god, chris, wow. with models that fit anyer lifestyle. of gallivanting. the result was this reaction from america's second most dangerous golfer. [ laughter ] >> and it's much more colorful here. jimmy's heroes [ cheers and applause ], >> jimmy: i couldn't have said it better myself. [ laughter ] the glasses and the white jacket. ABC/Disney should try this. >> he is learning. please step forward if you are high. [ laughter ] do you have your phone? >> hi, guys, how are you doing? you don't look like that and smoke weed regularly. >> jimmy: yes. hold on you're a night manager and mom. and that same day, the fbi searched mar-a-lago and found an "all-you-can read classified documents bar" featuring hundreds of pages of top secret government intel and a box of framed covers of "time" magazine, with his face on them. >> hi, jimmers. we both do. legal, give it up for legal weed, everybody! we'll be back with chris bianco! i'm trying to save this squirrel. thank you, guillermo. >> i'm a jimmy, how could i not be here? >> jimmy sent me this photo of jason. 26 is a money grab that doesn't guarantee a cent for non-gaming tribes. that's totally target. >> sir. it's what sanctuary could look like feel like sound like even smell like. >> l.a. >> how come? ready to treat your hiv in a different way? >> jimmy: they didn't? According to the CDC, people are considered fully vaccinated for COVID-19 2 weeks after they have received the second dose in a 2-dose vaccine series or 2 weeks after they have . >> amazing. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, long-acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. it's quviviq. [ laughter ] she goes, "that's great, smartass. of course he has seen the show, because he produces it. [ laughter ] what are you -- are you a superhero? Quinta Brunson . >> who do you think drinks more wine? >> i could go back and forth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because when you were a kid, you were -- you were raised on television. plus find out how to get up to a $650 prepaid card with a qualifying bundle. you can listen to it on amp after the races as you watch fox. [ bleep ]. Last night (December 8), Texas native Charley Crockett brought his refreshing take on country music to the late-night circuit as he performed his song "I'm Just A Clown" on Jimmy Kimmel Live. >> jimmy: tuesday night. Most important of all: Expect the unexpected. >> oh, god bless you. >> i have three boys. [ laughter and applause ] good thing they don't have "playboy" anymore. who among you is high? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to do "battle of the network stars." nearly doubles the viewership of any two of his Late Night competitors combined. "After two decades at ABC, I am now looking forward to three years of what they call 'quiet quitting,'" Kimmel quipped in a statement Tuesday. web pages no need. >> he tried to sell me weed. no, that's not true. we'll scale up, and we'll scale down . stay try, jealousy. now please hold up your end of the bargain and let my parents go. that's when the love affair started. >> jimmy: they're a part of your look, huh? i'm going to austin and abu dhabi and everywhere for these races. >> how come? your dad passed away shortly after they shot. honestly, you know i'm a pretty cynical guy. like you did with this guy over here? China Invaded Us Years Ago, Didnt You Notice?). The robust track comes from Crockett's latest album, The Man from Waco, which was released in September of this year. donald trump versus the united states of america. Charley Crockett showcased why he's a must-see live performer when he made his late-night debut on Thursday's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live . [ moans and applause ] july 29th, trump hosted the saudi-backed liv golf tournament, where he flattered his despicable guest by saying he wasn't sure who was responsible for 9/11, but definitely wasn't them! >> they don't come off. [ laughter ] if that wasn't enough, i got another shout-out from that guy who had that press conference nex to the dildo shop. September 13, 2022 12:45 PM ET Font Size: Jimmy Kimmel is facing backlash over his Emmy skit with Will Arnett on Monday, with fans claiming he stole the thunder from Quinta Brunson during her big win. who could not have been more helpful, more perfect. lasting, steroid-free remission. if your moderate to severe crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis symptoms are stopping you in your tracks choose stelara from the start and move toward relief after the first dose with injections every two months. that was like 400 years ago, man, give it a minute. are you starting to rethink your guess, jason? Jimmy Kimmel celebrated his 20th anniversary as ABC's late-night host early, signing a three-year contract extension for "Jimmy Kimmel Live!". when uc got unpredictable, i got rapid symptom relief with rinvoq. >> giving him advice. going to guess that your fo formula 1 racing fandom goes back to the time you started watching that show on netflix about formula 1 racing, yes? many of them were classified. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good. you need a nice podcast. i mean, just watching people do that, watching adults build lego, is the best. >> oh, man. before treatment, get tested for tb. i started doing carson, i got stuck. >> jimmy: oh. it's definitely for the best. all right. Jimmy Kimmel Stop Making Me Defend Jimmy Kimmel! >> salami. because the best things in life don't they're found. >> i hope. [ laughter ] in pennsylvania over the weekend, trump explained to the maga faithful that this isn't just about him stealing documents, this is about them stealing documents too. and learn how abbvie could help you save. i might even stay. more to love. 26:29. . >> jimmy: feel free to ask any questions you like. [ laughter ] no, i spent a lot of time with the kids this summer. >> jimmy: what do you mean, the rosery? [ laughter ] good. >> and i'm a brooklyn boy. >> this show is a lot of fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. >> see you later. The following year, without any host, Oscar ratings jumped nine percent over the previous year. welcome to fun dining. #EMMYs . [ laughter ] new york, the governor announced all new cars purchased in new york state will be zero-emission cars, which is what lawmakers in california mandated in our state last month. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah you know, believe me, abe and glen are rooting for you. the prequel is pretty sweet too. see you tomorrow. >> jimmy: when i was a pizza delivery boy would i would get lost, which was every single time, i'd turn the heater on and hold the pizza up to the heater in my car so that it seemed like the pizza was still hot when i handed the customer the pizza. welcome to fun dining. presented by dr pepper. "These dancers come out with spears, and they're banging the spears around," Kimmel, 54 . they wrote it for themselves. and you may lose weight. [ laughter ], >> jimmy: still mad, you've got to go with it. another thing i will miss is the subway here. [ laughter ] he's your friend too. >> okay. i was very shocked he said yes. and we stopped at a red light. ozempic isn't for people with type 1 diabetes. i was lucky enough to have fantastic people filling in for me. a nice glug of virgin olive oil. read comic books or something? i like just the basics. >> i like to overdeliver but it's pistachios from santa, barbara. [ laughter ] like, a thousand times easier. >> no, it's not. ricardo man taliban. we're going to do that with jason bateman when we come back. >> i have really funny kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, that is so classic you. 26? Jimmy Kimmel Live! it's two injections from a healthcare provider. [ laughter ] >> i don't buy that. >> i heard there's rats. i've had trouble falling asleep and staying asleep. i have to say, what happened this summer? >> can i do my line to give you your cue so you can come in? our next guest is the yoda of pizza and james beard restaurateur of the year. >> because it's, like, the best place ever. that's a lay-up there. Gutfeld! >> jimmy: it's never too soon. >> at this moment, yes. >> sal: i'm sorry. also, it's 91 to do this. i'm living with hiv and i'm on cabenuva. >> i think. he's a real comedian, ha ha! Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel arrives for the 74th Emmy Awards at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California, on September 12, 2022. yearbook? By Ryan Dillon. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, we get that a lot. he was coming on to the stage while we were zooming off. >> jimmy: your dad was a great painter. Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). 0 24400. i kept it on the dashboard of my truck, hopefully it stayed warm. i love watching people learn. i want to thank -- once again, thanks to jimmy fallon. we'll be right back in brooklyn, new york. >> jimmy: you never met him? [ laughter ] >> the only thing that is nerve-racking in l.a. is if they don't have something fluten free. Watch Jimmy Kimmel Live! >> i'm going to regret this. yeah. "Walker. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. [ laughter ] i would say, you know -- but you wouldn't. quviviq can help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer, and more sleep at night may mean feeling less tired during the day. [ cheers and applause ] , >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series in brooklyn is presented by mercedes e-q. >> anthony -- there you are, i need you to come and help me clean my toilet. >> jimmy: no you're -- no, you're a circus of the stars freak what is you are. >> are you afraid of gluten? [ cheers and applause ] i had a plan. quviviq may cause temporary inability to move or talk or hallucinations while falling asleep or waking up. every time you call her she says what? Bryce Dallas Howard said she cut her bags "three inches too short" before appearing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in 2017. . season 3 premieres september 21st on fox. >> all right, come over here. i'm the least religious person in the world. his podcast is called "smartless." Jimmy Kimmel Live! hi, there. i want to thank so many people. [taxi driver narrating] so. [ cheers and applause ] let me tell that young man, you really crossed a line there. Guest Host Nicole Byer, Heidi Klum ("Making the Cut"), Kirby Howell-Baptiste ("The Sandman"), Musical Guests Seventeen. 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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: he looks good, he looks like dave letterman. and it is absolutely a really beautiful -- you got to make this documentary while both your parents were still alive, earlier this year. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. The actress, 32, poked fun at the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" host's decision to lie beside the mic as she accepted her award for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series on Monday. >> oh, that's very funny, ha ha! after a week of eating, this is the only costume that would git him. >> sal: i have pictures. his name was donald trump, right? i mean, for those of you who are pizza nuts, look at that crust and how beautiful it is. start crunching today! this video i think captures a lot of what makes new york so great. what he did is illegal. >> nothing. he's like, tell my sons about these amazing dogs. >> jimmy: yeah, he won the james beard award. 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Kimmel hosted the Oscars into record-low ratings. i am going to go with moira as my guess. >> something stupid. on October 1, 2022. right now, jason bateman. hey, big man, we're in the middle of something here. go finding. >> jimmy: who did you have here in brooklyn? i'm really into it. >> jimmy: he was a big "hogan family" fan. Jimmy Kimmel Live! like in a way where you don't even know how to react kind of thing. you're doing -- you're working your nards off five days a week. >> pastrami. we love jason. [ laughter ] it's like finding out your dog collects stamps. [ laughter ] i was a double block, yes. quviviq is thought to target one of the biological causes of insomnia. [ laughter ] sick son of a bitch. Jimmy Kimmel Tells Liz Cheney To Throw In Towel: "Nothing bad ever happens to Donald Trump" By Gary Fenster - December 9, 2022 Hollywood star Jimmy Kimmel told Liz Cheney's committee to throw in the towel saying nothing will happen to former President Donald Trump no matter what Cheney and the rest do because it will be 'symbolic.' >> i'm a big fan of chris, a great cook. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he never pays, that's his secret. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. you know, in l.a., if you want a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich at 2:00 in the morning, you just have to sit quietly until that feeling goes away. very kind. >> yeah. morning side park. >> i do kind of have the munchies, sal, thanks, buddy. >> jimmy: it's so good. [ laughter ] an hour later we're walking around on the streets. oh, there's -- guillermo? >> not much of a right fielder >> jimmy: big, quite a physique, obviously. [ laughter ] "what do you mean?" my son kevin got married this weekend. they're extraordinarily funny. you think? what? >> jimmy: yes, not in a woman. it's so much fun. you know, insomnia. taking an entire summer off to do hypnotherapy seems drastic, but adult bed-wetting is a serious issue. knocked right off his feet with a punch. >> they couldn't book a second guest. Jimmy Kimmel Live Schedule for the Week of 9/5/2022. [ laughter ] trump keeps claiming he declassified the documents, which, first of all, no, he didn't. 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[ laughter ] but legally, legally i guess it's going to change, because a big group of aspiring weed merchants applied for the chance to own and operate new york's first legal dispensaries. oh yeah beautiful the sun, even more beautiful oh yeah oh yeah when cold symptoms keep you up, try vicks nyquil severe. >> i'm guessing rats. He is the most revolting of all the Left-Licking late night and cable progressive comics, worse than Colbert, Maher, Samantha Bee, all of them. >> lock him up, lock him up, lock him up, lock him up, lock him up! it just now occurred to me, no one has clapped for me in months. that's this week on "jimmy kimmel live." but boy, it could easily be any of the three. [ laughter ] >> how much does she drink? i had a great time hosting your show, an even better time teaching guillermo to talk with a philly accent. taking ozempic with a sulfonylurea or insulin may increase low blood sugar risk. but hello to him. we've gone far. [ laughter ] bill cosby. >>, no, get outta here. tj maxx where you can always afford to be you to the maxx. i know what you're going to say. [ laughter ] "how's your relationship with jesus? "batgirl" was canceled. >> revealing how i, ABC September 30, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT. and he's just an all-around great guy. the only driving i see is people. >> jimmy: ervay villa che, tattoo from "fantasy island." >> jimmy: fantastic, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah that's it, yeah. gallbladder problems may occur. >> baby, better hold. >> jimmy: now you do, yeah. classified information, you should go to jail for that for many, many years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's never too soon? September 26, 2022 The guests on the show tonight are David Letterman and Tracy Morgan. and then i say, "did you know this person?" it was the hopes and dreams of every citizen we've been fighting for since the moment i came down the golden escalator. >> whatever happens. >> jimmy: "smart list." i can whether your business is starting or growing, you need comcast business. . it's a lot of fun. Some have hosted an episode or two while others have taken on entire weeks. ). the choice is clear. >> jimmy: your mom is a great -- >> still laughing. well, it can. >> jimmy: robert what do you do for a living? >> well, normally -- normally, i would say seven times out of eight, she'll say, "is chris bianco -- i don't believe it." Spider-Man to the rescue! i'm not getting high from him, i don't feel it. action bronson is on the way. let me get another slice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. >> jimmy: a steak from peter lugar, whoa. 27 requires 15% of all state revenues go to non-gaming tribes. he's special. we're doing this thing with amp, a new service that you can get a new app that you can listen to all audio, and it's me and mika hocken, two-time formula 1 champion. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm going to say this. or traffic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and david letterman, which is -- >> you had david letterman on. on a laptop. that was nice. >> you know, good stuff. [ laughter ] and i was like, wow, that's so layered. there is a big pot store that's, been open for many years, it's called washington square park. and now, jimmy kimmel! you know, i've been trying to, understand how he could possibly believe he had the right to take all those documents to his house. >> jimmy: no, no. Monday, 29 August 2022. when i woke up this morning, i had all kind of messages talking about some story that jeanie buss, owner of the lakers, told last night on -- i guess jimmy kindle or somewhere. guillermo was there, cleto was there, it was quite an event. But when it comes to the child grooming sociopaths over at Disney, its not about ratings. they don't like you. [ laughter ] i'm going with jeff. Informed people know that Fox News Channel's Greg Gutfeld is stomping all over Late Night. it's the smiles. [ cheers and applause ] wow, it was quite a summer, wasn't it? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he didn't like that? and thanks to all the restaurants who brought us sometimes three lunches a day. >> jimmy: so you fell in love with the sport -- >> i did. >> yes! vost it i'm lindsey vonn, and ever since i retired from skiing, amazing vitamin boosts. >> no potatoes or something? >> jimmy: you did, all right. that's like finding your wife in bed with another guy and she goes, "it's okay -- i took my ring off first!" >> yeah it sounds strange. or would you need something engraved and fed exed? >> jimmy: thank you for bringing a pizza. 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